cogcltrcorn:

it’s actually horrible stewy doesn’t have a girl best friend he can discuss kendall with. I think that would fix him, actually

bammshee:

Girls don’t like boys, girls like cars that transform into giant robots

etakeh:

In case you think the writers on strike aren’t making good use of their time, think no more!

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saintsatellite:

ashleyjizzdale3:

I think Nicole’s new arms are SO fun.

spoonbenders:

crownorclover:

emmmeralddd:

urbosa&zelda

evalkyrie:

evalkyrie:

I will slip through the space between your cells and enter your body and I won’t be identified as a threat because I’m making out with your white blood cells (I call them babygirl) then when you least expect it I crawl into your brain and then I freak it

I made this post about myself but I accidentally perfectly described how the rabies virus works

capytalism:

iridescent-lightning:

kaijutegu:

cornsnoot:

cornsnoot:

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

.- …. …. …. …. …. / ..-…-.. .-.. / -.. — .– -. / .- -. -.. / -… .-. — -.- . / – -.– / .–. . -. .. - … / - — -.. .- -.– / -.– . — .– -.-. …. / — ..- -.-. …. / -.– — ..- -.-. …. -.-.– -.-.– -.-.– -.-.– / … . -. - / ..-. .-. — – / – -.– / - . .-.. . –. .-. .- .–. ….

personally i prefer semaphore

so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I’d help out.

Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH

Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS